Sunday, August 02, 2015
"I'm here, she's here, we made it."
Indeed, we have made it. It's really happening. In 4 short weeks I am headed to Chicago to meet up with loyal blog-followers Fu, Des and Jenni. I am so very excited to spend a weekend watching our favorite episodes, reminiscing about the good old days of Alias (or TV in general) and actually SEEING each other in real life.
And again, another thank you to all who made and still make this blog what it was and still is- a place for smart people, who enjoy smart TV to talk. I have a feeling that there will be a lot of that happening once I arrive in Illinois. Stay tuned!!
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«Oldest ‹Older 1401 – 1600 of 1778 Newer› Newest»Crystal is hip to Mark Ruffalo's jive. Crystal, like the entire Twitterverse, sees Ruffalo for what he is: a dangerous left wing wacko with way more money than brains!
There is a hopeless leadership vacuum in North America. This insufferable tool is a shining example. Justin Trudeau is everything the world doesn't need today (or ever).
Zoe Kravitz is NOT wrong, although we'll have to wait and see if she attends next year before we know how deeply offended she was.
#oscarssoviolent
#BLMspat
#idliketoslaptheacademy
Ron Perlman is apparently an obnoxious Hollyweird d-bag. With a Twitter account (forgot that part).
Sober up, Ron.
We're all Disney Quitters tonight, Karol.
Need a laugh?
Need another laugh? Where have all the serious people gone? The ones we used to call grownups.
Need yet another laugh? Sure you do. Hilarious. It's been that kind of day.
I had no idea Kate Bedingfield was transgender. She's got the voice down.
The diagnosis is in: "Stage 4 Brain Dead"
Is Tik Tok exclusively for idiots?
Saw a hockey player interviewed last night. Every thought that came out of his mouth began with "yeah no". People, I'm begging you to stop talking like that. It's stupid and verrrrry annoying.
The Next Generation crew is back for the final season (3) of "Star Trek: Picard". That can only mean one thing: TNG with F-bombs.
Buzz Off!
Aaron Judge "disappointed" with Yankees offer valued at 230 million bucks.
Here's a thought, Aaron: BUZZ OFF!
Black Subway Shooters Matter (BSSM)
Excuse me while I take a knee!
I have ZERO sympathy for this bro. He absolutely had death coming to him. He had what we call sh!t for brains. It's a condition that plagues many, but it no longer plagues him.
Wokeness tries to ruin everything.
Netflix down 26% in after hours trading after reporting loss of subscribers. Time for Netflix to look inward maybe?
#goinwokeandgoinbroke
Libs of Tik Tok is what Twitter was invented for.
Netflix. That giant sucking sound you hear is subscribers cutting Neflix loose.
Climate-friendly killing machines. Now, that's what I'm talkin' about!
Well, it's what Uncle Joe is talking about.
#4moreyears
#whereami
#c'monman
#lyingdogfacedponysoldier
#cornpop
This is true of TV in general, not exclusive to Netflix. Witness the recent "Around the World in 80 Days" with David Tennant or the "Magnum P.I." remake. If you watch TV, you're used to this.
Wow, a whole lotta snowflakes afraid of Elon destroying Twitter. Like Twitter isn't already a steaming pile of dog poo.
Looks like Twitter will soon be a bimbo-free zone.
Is Elon making Twitter great again?
"Batwoman" cancelled.
"Legends of Tomorrow" cancelled.
Hands up if you've seen 2 episodes of either of these shows.
Hey, I didn't even notice that "Supergirl" had been cancelled. Bonus!!
America is in great hands. Of course, Canada is no better.
Black Live Matter, bruh! Now get out there and steal something. Big Momma needs a new pair of glasses. Can you do that for Big Momma??
Some of that display glass is tough, bruh!
The One Week Retirement Plan (OWRP).
Is it too much to ask for Taco Bell to BUZZ OFF?
And then go out of business?
Seems "Burn Notice" veteran, Jeffrey Donovan is now appearing on "Law & Order" (didn't know it was still on).
Trivia: JD has appeared as 3 different characters on L&A over a 27 year period. Who knew?
Be sure to stuff that collection plate.
Remember, you're doing it for the kids.
Trying to remember what I was doing when I was 18. Don't even think I'd published a manifesto yet.
It only took Al Sharpton about 15 minutes to dust off his blazer and wade in.
Correction: Should read they were charged for using the "correct" pronouns.
Yeah, sure. Name ONE person anywhere who recognizes "International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia".
Classic example of FAKE NEWS.
Girlie Girl laying down the ground roooooools.
Reminds me of the old Pearl Jam number, "Don't Call Me Daughter". Her parents are probably more like "Don't Call Me, Daughter", until you've sorted yourself out.
Ha! Kids these days.
"This Is Us" ends its run with 106 eppies, one more than "Alias". I didn't watch it. That's it. Those are my notes.
This is what happens when you give people under the age of 60 the right to vote.
Oh, Mommy, the bad man called me a name.
Here's a thought: get over it and get on with your life
Tell me Beto O'Rourke isn't the weakest link. Bring proof.
The Laverne Cox Tranny Barbie (LCTB). There's your Christmas shopping taken care of for this year.
Can Johnny Depp or Amber Heard ever be seen in public again? I don't mean together. I mean is there any circumstance in which either of these people can show their face in public ever again. I know I couldn't. Not without a Covid mask (or 3, Dr. Fauci-style). Why is this crap televised?
The Washington Post wants to know how things have changed in my community since George Floyd was "shot and Killed in police custody".
Good question. I'll have to think about that.
"What can other nations learn?". Hmmmm, how about don't be like Argentina?
Wrong question. The right question might be "Oh God, are the Prides at it again?"
No doubt in honour of Gomer Pyle.
No, I've never seen "Top Gun".
Liz Cheney in primetime, banging on about Jan 6. Riveting TV or cure for insomnia?
FOX News breaks the woke barrier. How long before Laverne Cox takes over Hannity's time slot?
The question on everyone's mind right now: "what are you eating this Pride"? It's a question that hounds me every Pride. How 'bout you?
BTW, are you a top or a bottom?
Do you suffer from "White Gay Privilege"? C'mon, you know you do.
What part of "What is a Woman?" is hard to answer?
If the question was "what is a sofa?", would there be the same controversy? Would the snowflakes at Rolling Stone be so triggered if the question was "what is a Mars Bar?". Would Ketanji Brown Jackson act so clueless if the question was "what is a Ford F150?"
To be stumped by such a straightforward and simple question is not a good look.
Make sure your kids don't miss out on any of the Pride shit shows in your neighbourhood this year.
Pandering With Pride.
Yeah, won't be needing this vaccine.
Canadian freak show.
#notaseriouscountry
From S01E01, "Star Trek: Discovery" has proven to be the wokest TV show in history. Its spinoff, "Star Trek: Strange New Worlds" got thru 6 eppies before bringing the first tranny actor on board. Appropriate in a month entirely devoted to virtue-signalling of the highest order.
Celebrating Juneteenth with a giant hair thingy. NOLA's tax dollars at work.
In honour of Juneteenth, I gave most of my slaves the day off today. Obviously, I kept a skeleton staff in the kitchen. Duh!
Disney just can't help themselves.
I wouldn't have televised it either. Everybody knows the NASCAR driver has a better fastball.
Wait till Greta Thunberg finds out that Europe has fallen in love with coal again. Ouch. How DARE you?
This is why football can never be a serious sport. Too many Deshauns just shuffling back and forth between courtrooms and locker rooms.. And let's face it, football uniforms are just plain ugly.
I think that's actually 2 words:, azafootim and uhfufofwoud. Maybe it's hyphenated?
#sleepyjoe
Sources (Twitter) are telling me that Susan Sarandon has officially overturned Roe v. Wade.
She's been quiet lately. I KNEW she was up to something. Sometimes you can just tell.
Pro tip: every single one of the unhinged wackos sounding off about Roe v. Wade today are only here because their mommas didn't abort them.
Spare a thought for all the non women-folk out there needing abortions. Cuz they have uteruses, too ya know. Comedy gold!
Is it uteruses or uteri?
I double-dog dare him to say that to Greta's little carbon-free face. Doesn't he know she swam across the ocean at great peril to school us on the science? What's this guy trying to prove, anyway?
Everyone is always all in for an "Alias" reboot. It's just that no one ever does anything about it. It's like the "Chuck" movie.
Now I understand why they call it Pride.
I had a Joe Biden moment today, but I'm alright now.
Black Lifers Matter.
Pop Quiz: name any R .Kelly recording. I'll wait...............Take your time...............I literally have all day..................
#orangeisthenewblack
What this article meant to say is that the artist formerly known as Ellen Page had "her" breasts removed, not his breasts removed. Men don't tend to go around getting their boobs removed. Although we've all seen some men at the beach that should consider it.
JJ's "Demimonde" given the boot by HBO. It was to be his first original series since "Fringe" (and may still surface on another streamer). That's 14 years without an original show from Abrams.
The early 2000s were simpler times when shows like "Alias", "Lost", and "Fringe" entertained millions of viewers (and spawned humble communities like LTA) with a fraction of the budget requirements of new projects like "Demimonde". As viewers, we were much better served 15-20 years ago, but no one wants to be bothered with network TV anymore. Frankly, who can blame them when networks will axe their shows without mercy after just a few episodes. As viewers, we're screwed. "Fringe" and "Person of Interest" were the end of the line for Bad Robot's glory days.
Hire an unknown butt-hurt trans "woman" to do a portrait of the mega-successful JK Rowling and this is the end result?
Uhhhh, thanks for participating, we'll call you if we need you....NEXT!
In baseball, a twin killing is a double play. This twin killing has a twist.
It should be noted that in the baseball version, no one actually has to die.
Hey, wanna grab an insect burger after work? Remember, it's your turn to buy!
Australian Kool-Aid is the bestest Kool-Aid of them all.
Of course, to those of us not drunk on the stuff, this babble is just unadulterated bullsh!t.
I could pretend to care, but let's get real.
Can we just round up all aspiring rappers and park them on Death Row where it's pretty obvious they belong?
Assuming we're all trans here, let's play "what's your deadname?" You go first!
I think it's reasonable to assume there won't be a Bobby Crimo IV.
#chicksdigthefacetatts
#lookmanobrains
#genderfluid
Bradley Manning.
Three. I just felt like deadnaming. Now that I know what it is, I just feel like doing it. Bradley. Braaaaaaaadley.
Before you leave for Moscow, make sure you pack your hashish oil. I shouldn't have to remind you.
Medals for losers (notice I didn't say loosers like all the kids on the interwebs do). The only reason Sleepy Joe be-medalled Megan Rapinoe is because someone told him that she's a knee-taking wokester with a massive hate-on for The Donald.
9 years after being gunned down on the streets of Hong Kong by agent Annie Walker, Gregory Itzin dies at the modest age of 74.
Piper Perabo (ultra lefty nut job) on the death of Gregory Itzin. What was I saying last night about the kids all saying "loose"?
Trigger alert: here comes a bimbo eruption.
She can't get enough of that affirmative action. Truth be told (there it is), she might be a shade whiter than I am.
A picture is worth a thousand guffaws. USA no longer a serious country.
Ballet cancelled by wokesters because it's "white" and "elitist".
Also because it "sucks", although the article fails to mention that.
Oh, those naughty ladies. You never know what they're going to get up to.
As Al Gore would say, "an inconvenient truth".
The real emergency is that Sleepy Joe is the leader of the free world. Red freaking alert!
If you see a bunch of guys wearing their Shorty McShort Shorts in public, you know that's the monkeypox vax line. Get yours while supplies last.
People in 2022 would be interested in a Marilyn Munroe biopic because????????
JJ Abrams' recent tweet about the death of Dave Smith.
I had to Google Dave Smith to see who he was and if he had any connection to "Alias". Turns out he did. "Smith created the first polyphonic synthesizer with fully programmable memory, the Prophet-5, which had a major impact on the music industry."
Took me the better part of 2 decades to learn that Alias's "Prophet Five" was named after a synthesizer.
Queen Bey is an ableist. There, I said it. I always knew there was something about her that wasn't right.
Sounds like Al Qaeda needs Indeed.
"Prosecutors said Guy Reffitt told fellow members of the Texas Three Percenters militia group that he planned to drag U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi out of the Capitol building by her ankles, "with her head hitting every step on the way down," according to a court filing."
It's the thought that counts.
Has Demi Lovato sobered up?
Sooooooooooooooooooo, Warner Bros spent 90 million on a Batgirl movie, but now they aren't going to let anyone see it. Filming is already complete, so WTF? Not that I'm pining for a Batgirl movie, but I don't get it.
Brittney Griner is obviously mentally challenged (BLM nonsense, taking a knee, boycotting the national anthem, packing cannabis in her carry-on like en entitled teenager), but 9 years is ridiculous. Time served would be more appropriate. Paul McCartney only got 9 days in Japan.
Bet she'd like to defund those Russian police.
Everything about hip hop, (from those who produce it to those who support it) is ridiculous. Drake, Lil Wayne? Ridiculous people.
If illegals can make it there, they can make it anywhere, New York New York.
I would have turned down "Scream 6" because 1,2,3,4 and 5. No one needed any of these and we certainly don't need more.
Full disclosure: I had me a "Party of Five" crush on Neve Campbell. Not gonna lie.
I feel so bad for Serena. I had no idea she was so hard-done-by. Is there anything we can do?
Bill Maher making perfect sense. Bill's not exactly alt-right but he doesn't suffer wokesters gladly. Nor, of course, should he.
Not that I ever watch her newscast, but CTV "forgot" to mention in this tweet that they FIRED her to make way for a visible minority type....because diversity.
This is just another example of why nobody can or should trust the mainstream media. They simply aren't interested in the truth.
"The Hunger Games"? Mmmmm, catchy title.
"The Ballad Of Songbirds And Snakes". Uhhhh, say what now?
Got Milk?
Ever see a retarded woman with a PhD? Here's your chance.
She'll help your 3 y/o kid work through their gender issues. A nip here, a tuck there, whatever the kid needs.
I was just asking my barista this question this morning.
When was the last time you watched ANYTHING on NBC at 10:00 p.m.?
Exactly. It makes NO difference what NBC does with the 10:00 hour. It's irrelevant. Network TV is D.E.A.D.
Finished off "Better Call Saul", the "Breaking Bad" prequel. Saw every episode of both.
I watched all of "Game of Thrones" in real time a few years back, but I don't think I'll wade into the prequel. Later this year it will be the series finale of "The Walking Dead". Each year I start watching fewer and fewer shows (because I don't feel like handing all my income to the streamers and the networks are failing epically), so I'm more likely to see a series finale these days than a series premiere.
Even my movie viewing is wayyyyyy down in recent years. I used to have a backlog of movies ready to watch, but I'm not paying as much attention these days.
Donald Trump and the Maga-Republicans. Trying to remember the name of their drummer.
Justin Trudeau mocked over use of 2SLGBTQQIA+ (as well he should be).
Canada under JT is not a serious country, much like the USA under Sleepy Dark Brandon.
Side note: 2SLGBTQQIA+ is enough to field a baseball team along with a couple of decent arms in the bullpen.
A little clip from Dark Brandon's rousing speech last night.
So, Jen's "big" reunion with JJ is apparently toast. Who knew? Didn't sound like much anyway.
Can you believe "The Flash" is still going? Must be 7 yrs since I've seen a glimpse of that.
Hard to imagine Hilary Swank signing on for a network TV series.
Lets set up a debate between Olivia Wilde and Jordan Peterson. After which, we can better decide which one is more likely "insane".
CTV News called the death "suspicious".
Watch this video and thank your lucky stars that Alex Kurtzman wasn't given the leeway to go full-on woke until he secured his "Star Trek" deal with CBS. "Alias" and "Fringe" might have been vastly different shows.
He states, without shame or embarrassment, that under his control, "Star Trek" is to be a platform for promoting his woke agenda (BLM, diversity, inclusion, white guilt...you get the picture).
You'd almost think he was also in charge of "Doctor Who".
Are parole boards the exclusive domain of left wing nut jobs or does it just seem that way?
If these clowns were legally accountable, they might make better decisions.
Dude lost to a guy named Karen. Of course he smashed all his rackets.
There's no sillier moment in sports than when 2 MLB teams clear the benches (not to mention the bullpens). There will NOT be any actual fighting, just a lot of "lemme at him".
I live in a town with a Cypress Lane, and for the love of God, I can't figure out why they didn't call it Cypress Avenue. People have no class.
Cancel Culture (aka the Wokesters) comes for Dilbert.
Long Live Dilbert!
I never watched an episode of the original "Quantum Leap". Didn't realize until today that I'm already 2 eppies behind in the reboot. Will it get past the dreaded 13 episode hurdle?? Who knows?
More importantly, is it WOKE? I think every show should come with a wokeness rating these days, so a normal person can decide whether to waste even a nanosecond of their life on it.
"Hot for Teacher"
Nobody said it wasn't a freak show out there.
OMG, wait till Mark Ruffalo (left wing enviro-wacko and part-time Hollyweird actor) gets wind of this. Indigenous peeps buying pipelines.
Pearls will be clutched.
Jesus Murphy, do I need to spend the rest of my life apologizing to natives that I haven't done a damn thing to?
Not gonna happen. And, while we're at it, I'm not going to spend 24 hours (or 24 seconds) listening to/watching special programming on radio/TV focusing on this nonsense.
Buzz OFF!
Money changes everything.
Hilary Swank gets a brand new (first ever) TV show, then gets pregnant with twins. Gives me flashbacks to S5 of "Alias". It didn't end well for "Alias".
Nice Megyn Kelly/Gad Saad piece on the JACKASS currently in charge in Canada. The idea that the JACKASS has been elected 3 times with ease speaks volumes about the snowflake problem in Canada.
When you're a woman using the pronouns they/them and you're ALL running for mayor of the nation's capital, are you in danger of vote-splitting with yourselves?
American wokeness gets the treatment from Russian propagandists.
I wonder if Karine Jean-Pierre understands that she has her job in Dark Brandon's dystopian fiasco only because she is 1) black 2)gay and 3)identifies as a woman?
I mean it's obvious to the rest of us, but do you think she knows?? Hmmmm.
We need more activities where the whole family can participate.
Um, let me guess. They learned this nonsense in school from left wing nut job teachers?
Would it be against the law to boil them in tomato soup? Or oil?
"Tulsi Gabbard leaves Democratic Party because of leaders' 'cowardly wokeness'".
What took her so long?
I'm very much in favour of a "Warehouse 13" reboot, but it needs the main cast to participate.
Oh "Fringe", time and time again, you break my ice cold heart.
Joshua Gomez (after 91 eppies as Morgan on "Chuck") has had 8 TV/Movie appearances in the decade since "Chuck" folded. That's it. I bet he'd be up for a reboot.
That moment when a gender-confused woman asks you to "please use my proper pronouns"....when she refuses to use them herself.
Hat tip to Megyn Kelly for this trip down Freak Show Lane.
We don't have a climate emergency. We have a "damn kids of today" emergency.
"jogging has always excluded black people".
Which is why we gave them hip-hop and basketball.
Nobody ever got rich jogging.
Pro tip: If you're competent enough to bend your 9 month old daughter over backwards, breaking her spine and tearing her aorta, you are officially competent to be executed (preferably in the same manner).
Sometimes, life is really simple
Trailer for the final season of "Star Trek: Picard", which is essentially another season of TNG, only with old people.
I always like Chloe Grace Moretz: now she has a sci-fi show on Amazon.
Run from people who write "should of". You don't need friends like that.
Here's some good news: The Doctor and Donna Noble return to "Doctor Who" for a few episodes in the coming 60th anniversary year for the show. After that, it's on to another Doctor. So, enjoy while you can.
Serena Williams: Isn't it customary to actually walk away from a sport before announcing your comeback?
Her first instinct was right. Stick a fork in her, she's done.
If some bimbo insists that other people (out of respect), call her "they", why does she call herself "I"?
From this moment forward, I hereby declare Indonesian rubber plantations to be my personal "no go" zones.
How did I miss the end of "Doctor Her". I've been looking forward to it for ages. Now, all we have to do is get thru the "Doctor Gay Black" with his (they're?) trans companion, Rose (no, not that other Rose or even that other other Rose)
Sounds great, no? Is someone actually trying to destroy "Doctor Who" or have they already succeeded?.
Is it a problem that Will Tippin lives in the Marvel Universe and Jenny calls DC home? Does it make things awkward?
What she says!
Remember when Al-Quaida used to be the ones destroying antiquities? Now it's Gen-Z.
The "Greatest Generation" has morphed into the "Wokest Generation".
Years ago Peter Bishop plotted to kill the Observer Windmark. On October 23, 2022, brain cancer beat him to it.
Without recognizing him, I've seen the actor, Michael Kopsa, in several shows ("Man in the High Castle", "i-Zombie", "The Killing") since "Fringe" faded to black.
Sistas keeping it classy!
Rap culture seems to be self-policing. Some might argue not fast enough.
#BLM
#toughestjobinshowbiz
#micdrop
#rapsucks
Wow, I didn't even know there was going to be a 2nd season of "The Capture". Something decent to get caught up on.
Pity we have to look at that lefty Hollyweird ignoramus, Ron Perlman, but the lovely Holiday Grainger should more than cancel him out.
There's no flake like a snowflake. Can you even imagine celebrities leaving Twitter? Where would a Mark-Ruffalo-type celebrity go to espouse their particular brand of stupidity if they ever left Twitter? Kanye's Parler?
"Beauty Pageant's Rejection Of Transgender Women Is Legal, Appeals Court Rules"
It's also a no-brainer and a moral imperative.
#getyourownpageant
No wonder Elon fire this clown. The beauty of it is that people can still roast him on Twitter.
Alanis Morrissette must be great fun at parties.
In addition to that, she's overrated.
Just finished binging S2 of "The Capture" (only 6 eppies). Great stuff.
I remember MY first beer..
The Dems say today's midterms could mark the end of democracy. I reckon that calls for a kegger at the Obama estate.
Ladies and Gentleman (was that gender-affirming enough?), I give you the unserious, unqualified, unfit for office, leader of Canada (pronounced Canada). The Joe Biden of the North, the disgrace we can't stop re-electing, Justin Trudeau (he's the one on the right).
Wow, "Manifest" is still going. I did not know that. I checked out early in S2.
Can you imagine having to "defend" yourself from claims that your show is anti-woke? Seriously, one would hope it's anti-woke.
I've never seen "Yellowstone", so I can neither confirm or deny the degree of anti-wokeness.
Remember? 16.5 years ago."
"The Walking Dead". Yet another series finale to pad my resume. 177 eppies. Seen 'em all. Off course, spin-offs galore ensure the future belongs to the dead.
You can tell things are serious here in the final season because they have adopted the one-F-Bomb-per-episode (like in the movies) rule. For extra gravitas, no doubt.
What happens if we get to 2024 and Trump and Biden are both in jail?
Good to see the wokester-in-chief, Bob Chapek, fired by Mickey Mouse. Sadly, he'll receive a severance package worth more than I would earn in 20 lifetimes. But, at least he's gone.
The series finale of TWD proved to be little more than a way to jettison most of the payroll and set the stage for a handful of spinoffs. One regular character death (obligatory for a season and/or series finale) and a resolution of the current season's Big Bad, but did nothing to wrap up the zombie apocalypse that began in 2010. In fact, the dead are becoming more sophisticated and dangerous than ever before.
No one under the age of 50 should be allowed to vote.
Breaking News: CBS confirms Hunter Biden laptop is real.
No word on whether CBS knows about the cocaine and hookers yet. Man, are THEY gonna be surprised?
Can we stop pretending that Michelle Obama is an important person?
The Critical Drinker says I'm all bass akwards on my recent Disney comments about the firing of Bob Chapek.
He may well be right. He clearly knows more about Chapek than I do. In fact, all I know about Chapek is that he shed every ounce of his dignity in this pandering letter to Disney employees, specifically the LGBT+-/QRYHG??+++ ones. If, as the Critical Drinker suggests, it was his plan all along to rid the company of the activist element, then it's sad to think that the only thing I'll ever know about him is the sight of him caving under their pressure. Bending the knee, as it were.
Looks like the NHL spent a little too much time at the Kool-Aid Bar last night. Engaging in some late-night silly talk.
Remember boys and girls and (and undecided), Black Thieves Matter. Even the dumb-ass ones.
"Shopify won't cut ties with controversial Libs of TikTok". Uhhhhhh, only the actual libs of Tik Tok would demand that.
"Songbird". One of my favourite musical gems from "Alias".
RIP Christine McVie.
Batting cleanup for Sleepy Joe's Freak Show All-Stars.
Dude's story was never "too good to be trus". Dude's an embarrassing train wreck, making him a perfect fit for the current administration.
I'm guessing this JK Rowling hit-piece was penned by a 17 year old Kool-Aid guzzling trans "woman" with mommy issues.
Or maybe Daniel Radcliffe?
I never heard of Twitch until he checked out of his life. Does that make me a bad bad man?
I also never heard of Sam Bankman-Fried until his Ponzi scheme blew up. Does that make me completely out of touch?
I never heard of Grant Wahl until he died covering the world's most boring sport. Does that make me a cultural illiterate?
Asking for a friend.
I'm confused. Was Grandpa's late wife actually his husband, or was he his late wife's wife? Or did they alternate?
History is made as Don Lemon is FINALLY right about something. Took long enough.
"She's right. Men can't become lesbians or pregnant. If it's illegal to state the obvious, lock me up and throw away the key, cuz I'm GUILTY AS CHARGED and I'm beyond rehabilitation (there just isn't enough time).
There's only one solution for Afghan women and that's to terminate their males babies. Or maybe enjoy them while they're young and then off them before they go all caveman, which seems to be inevitable. Seems a little harsh, but so does being a slave to the adult version of their kiddos.
Of course, they could just "transition" all their boys to little girls like in North America.
Currently knee-deep in the 6-part mini-series, "A Spy Among Friends", based on a book of the same name (which I never heard of).
Spies 'R' Us.
Tom Cruise is a beast. Sure, he'll always be that loonie tunes scientologist jumping up and down on Oprah's couch, but he's a movie star's movie star. You never saw Humphrey Bogart doing stuff like this. Unfair? Okay, maybe a little.
Happy Transmas everyone. Use the holidays to work on your pronouns. Don't be afraid to ask Grandpa to help you.
This is how we know that society is completely screwed.
If you even know who Logan Paul and KSI are, you need to seek professional help (and you should never be allowed to vote).
If you're fighting at the box store with your fellow losers over an overpriced, run of the mill "energy" drink hyped by 2 clowns you should not be familiar with, you need to seek professional help. (and you should never be allowed to vote).
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