Sunday, August 02, 2015
"I'm here, she's here, we made it."
Indeed, we have made it. It's really happening. In 4 short weeks I am headed to Chicago to meet up with loyal blog-followers Fu, Des and Jenni. I am so very excited to spend a weekend watching our favorite episodes, reminiscing about the good old days of Alias (or TV in general) and actually SEEING each other in real life.
And again, another thank you to all who made and still make this blog what it was and still is- a place for smart people, who enjoy smart TV to talk. I have a feeling that there will be a lot of that happening once I arrive in Illinois. Stay tuned!!
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«Oldest ‹Older 1201 – 1400 of 1810 Newer› Newest»Full marks to BLM for knowing how to use the word "than" in a sentence.
Pro tip for the younger set. If you invite the cops to your classy neighbourhood knife brawl, try not to be the knife-wielding aggressor at the moment said cops arrive on scene. Live to crazy-ass another day.
I'll take a few questions now.
I didn't watch the show, but I rather suspect this was the only worthwhile 3 minutes of the Oscars last night.
Looks like #Oscarssowhite is morphing into #Oscarssolonely
Soon, there will be one left to listen to the timeless woke wisdom of the likes of DeNiro or Streep. And we'll all be better for it.
Sydney Bristow would have cringed at the idea of joining THIS CIA. SD-6 would have looked like a safe haven in contrast.
Just as an aside, isn't it redundant to say "I'm a cisgender millennial"? Who else would ever use the word "cisgender"?.
"Debris" is getting better by the week. Hopefully, it will be back for S2
Ha! WOKE DISNEY making the rounds. I like this except it kind of understates Disney's current affliction.
Wow, an epic fail on Jen's Instagram. Followers rightfully letting her have it for kissing Jill Biden's sorry ass. Geez, Jen, spare a thought for your dignity. Your kids are watching.
Hey Demi Lovato, you can pretend to go from "she" to "they", but that just makes you "both" irrelevant (not to mention a grammatical fiasco). Now, run along, girlfriend, you've had your publicity for today.
BLM fer sure, eh?
I haven't watched "Rebel" cuz I don't watch that kind of show, BUT in some circles it's considered a great new show. So, ABC axed it after 5 episodes, which is 3 more than CBS gave "Viva Laughlin" back in 2007.
Network TV is a graveyard. It's doubtful that "Alias" would reach 105 episodes in this environment.
Now remember, Emma, if you're interrogated by the enemy, it's "name, rank and pronouns".
A woke America is a safe America. If you don't think so, you're racist. Well, you're racist anyway, so there.
Like JH Wyman's last show, "Almost Human", "Debris" is finished after 13 eppies. Time for another 7 year hiatus and then try again?
Should I watch the "Friends" reunion that everyone is talking about these days? Ha, of course I shouldn't. I've yet to see an eppie of "Friends" and definitely don't feel the need to reunite with the gang. Wake me up when there's a "Beverly Hillbillies" reunion.
Suddenly, I'm really liking Gwen Stefani. Not her music (which was never on my radar), but the firmness of her spine for telling the cultural appropriation losers to STFU.
Gwen, that's SO hot! Tell them again....and again.
When I turn on my car radio on the way to work: Black this, gay that, indigenous this, trans that, privilege this, BIPOC that.
When I turn off the radio: peaceful bliss....and driver's that think 1/2 the speed limit is about right.
Girls just wanna have fun (competing against other girls)
Another clip in the BLM highlight reel. Defund the police so we can see more highlights.
If I fall asleep on a My Pillow, do I wake up at crazy as Mike Lindell?
Don't you just long for the days of LGBT?
Seems we're up to 2SLGBTQQIA, which, as you know, stands for 2-spirit, lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, questioning, intersex and asexual.
What, you didn't know that? Well then, you must be insensitive, intolerant, xenophobic, homophobic, anti-Palestinian, transphobic, obviously racist (duh) and just not a good person. And probably pro Big Oil.
Does xenophobic mean you've got something against the Warrior Princess? I'll have to look it up.
Expecting a full-throated apology from BLM.
Pride Month is 30 days, but Black History Month is maximum 29 days. How overtly racist is that?
What kind of beer goes with Juneteenth?
George Floyd, the "hero" we all need, gets a statue (soon to be the only statue standing in North America).
2020 "Warehouse 13" cast reunion, done Zoom-style (what else?). W13 faded to black in 2014 (along with "Covert Affairs". Remember the days when there were 2 shows to watch? Wow.
Big "Mama" gonna rep his country at the Olympics.
Sounds like New Zealand needs to get into therapy, and probably, the sooner the better.
Black Lives Mattering.
"The Blacklist" setting viewers up for the reveal that Reddington is Liz's transgender Moms. Or at least trying to get viewers leaning in that direction. That's jumping the shark, Evel Knievel style. And, with Liz now dead, what difference does it make?
I had no idea we needed a prequel to "The Sopranos". I certainly won't be glued to the set for that one.
It's almost 8 years since Annie Walker killed Henry Wilcox on the streets of Hong Kong. That's back in the day when "characters are welcome" was the motto on USA Network. Now I can't name a show on USA and characters like Annie Walker and Michael Westen are no longer welcome.
"Covert Affairs" is very stingy about allowing clips on Youtube, so I can't link to the beautiful final scene from S4, but here's the promo.
These were better times. No Antifa, no BLM, no wokesterism, statues stood a chance and I didn't even know what SJW stood for.
To my previous post, I should also add that, back in 2014, I had no idea what a left-wing nut job Piper Perabo was. Sadly, now I do.
Wow, Demi Lovato forgives me for accidentally misgendering her as long as my intentions are good.
She's so sweet.
Unknown-to-me actor adheres to strict BLM protocols.
He appeared in 2 eppies of "The Americans", so I guess I have seen him. Probably won't be seeing him anymore unless we become cell-mates. If we do, I won't lay a glove on him, cuz BLM.
English bro comes out as Korean, although he doesn't specify North or South. I think the eyes say South, but the accent definitely says North.
This is our world.
"Doctor Her" to re-generate as "Doctor Open Lee Gay"? Seems like a natural progression.
Next up, "Doctor Them/They"?
Sooo, remember the days when there was the traditional fall TV season, which wrapped up in May and then there were the series (like "Covert Affairs" and "Burn Notice") that always began in the summer and carried us through to the new fall season? Well, that's all history. Now the fall season is a complete write-off and there are no summer series.
When I heard the Cleveland Indians were going to change their name, I thought they were gonna be like the Ohio Indians or something.
I guess my woke needs work.
Should the "Dixie Fire" drop Dixie from its name like "The Chicks" did?
#racism #oppression #belesswhite #takeaknee #endslaverynow #goodbyeearl
Ah, the CBC. My glorious tax dollars at work.
First World pissing match between Scar-Jo and Disney.
Amelia Pond, the girl who waited. Remember when "Doctor Who" was great? I can't believe it's been over a decade since "The Big Bang".
"Live well, love Rory, bye-bye Pond".
Note to David Chase: I do not, nor have I ever, nor will I ever obsess about "The Sopranos". Ever.
Don't bring me your mob shows. Have I made myself clear?
"Why Don't We Cancel Hip-Hop?". Glad I'm not the only one this has occurred to.
Tell me you don't love Matt Damon.
Yeah, THIS aged well. Cuomosexuals, I believed they're called.
"Godzilla vs. Kong". Wake me when that's over.
I never watched the original "Leverage" series, but I've recently watched the 1st two episodes of the revived IMDB TV version, "Leverage: Redemption".
Sadly, it's just dumbed-down TV, reminiscent of ALLLLLL the dumbed-down crap we were subjected to in the 80's and 90's. That was the standard 30 years ago, but surely we've earned the right to better TV shows in 2021.
The latest verbal diarrhea from Jen about the potential of an "Alias" reboot. And then she goes on to gush about left-wing radical, Mark Ruffalo, completely spoiling the mood. Killing the buzz, if you will.
Caught some brain-challenged bimbo on taxpayer-funded (full disclosure: I'm a taxpayer) CBC Radio talking about her 5 year old transgender son. That's not a typo, BTW.
There are only 4 acceptable topics on tax-payer funded CBC Radio. In no particular order, they are LGBT++++++QQQQQ, indigenous this or that, transgender normalization, and BLM (yes, that old chestnut). Everything else is considered not woke enough for prime time.
The only way to not support this BS is to not pay taxes. Let me look into how I can do that.
Gee, the Biden-Harris experiment seems to be working out well.
Does gender-fluid need to be refrigerated?
So, how about Eddie Vedder's daughter? Very nice.
Maggie Q is an assassin, again! Not working for Division this time, though.
"My Father's Daughter" would have fit beautifully somewhere in the "Alias" soundtrack. Sydney and Jack had their issues, but she surely was her father's daughter.
You can always count on Clownifornia to make the right call.
I'm not a Dixie Chicks hater, but this tweet should embarrass them for all eternity. George Floyd "changed the world" my ass (pardon my french). George Floyd died a ridiculous man's death.
The usual band of former "Alias" writers bringing a "global spy thriller" ("Citadel") to Amazon next year.
Anybody know if Madonna is still interested in blowing up the White House?
#sleepyjoegottago
Two things,
1) I don't care who hosts "Jeopardy" cuz I never watch it
2) If you want to host "Jeopardy" or, in general, not get cancelled by millions of "outraged" people with 3 followers each, stay the hell off Twitter
We're all just "Runaways"
Nice breakdown of the current mess that the wokesters have made with "Doctor Who". But hey, it can always get worse (and no doubt will).
Imagine how woke "Alias" would be if it did make a comeback.
The world is always going to be a sweeter place with ABBA. This isn't them at their best, but it beats anything they've done since the early 80's.
I still remember my late best friend picking up their "Arrival" album (think "Dancing Queen") for me (because I didn't have a driver's license yet...or a car for that matter). That was a mere 45 years ago. Yes, I was a teenager once.
Marvel keeps churning out new super heroes. Rest assured there will be 10 of these Shang-Chi movies.
#marvelfatique #gimmeabreakalready
Never been to a party where all my friends ended up dead from, you know, partying.
Guess I'm just not doing it right. What the hell is wrong with people?
I wonder how "Alana" would respond to a kick in the nuts? It would be worth finding out.
Woke or insufferable?
Who says you can't be both?
#putasockinitAOC
Obama has a hate-on for Canada, endorses insufferable left-wing jackass man-child Trudeau. Birds of a feather, I suppose.
#buzzoffbarack
"Family Law" debuts tonight (I believe they've already finished shooting S2, so this one's behind schedule).
Combines cast members from "Alias" (Victor Garber), "Firefly" (Jewel Staite), "Warehouse 13" (Genelle Williams), "Stargate: Universe" (Patrick Gilmore and Jennifer Spence).
Not likely to amount to much. Not a sci-fi show, not a spy show, not a thriller. What exactly does that leave? Soap?
It's a bizarro world in which anyone listens to ANYTHING coming out of Nicki Minaj's mouth. EVER!
Ditto for Sleepy Joe's administration.
I have "Family Law" about 20 minutes of my time the other night. An exercise in nostalgia more than any interest in the show. It was exactly what it sounds like, an uninteresting, uninspiring, legal dramedy starring several people who I've watched in much better shows. No need to return to this one.
How about a 28 year old Stevie Nicks? Wow!
BTW, is day-boo a word?
Current status: not watching the Emmy's, cuz what would be the point of that? BTW, didn't Andrew Cuomo win an Emmy. See what I mean? It's all B.S.
I heard some early criticism of The Emmys: not enough WOCs (if you're not woke, that's Women of Colour) among the winners, maybe not even among the nominees. Can you imagine? I'm sure you can.
Apparently a slow night for tranny actors as well. And Trannies of Colour (TOCs) might as well have stayed home. Tragic really.
Gotta disagree with The Washington Post that "Canada's election was a pointless exercise". Anytime you have a chance to rid your life of an insufferable, narcissistic, virtue-signalling, know-nothing jackass Prime Minister, it's not a "pointless exercise".
The fact that we handed this waster an undeserved 3rd term (never mind that we gave him a 2nd term or even a 1st) is a self-inflicted wound we'll have to live with. It's like having the chance to get a fresh diaper-change and saying "no thanks, we're good with the poopy one".
I almost forgot "Supergirl" was still on (126 episodes and counting). Tonight I accidentally landed on a new episode. I spent about 5 minutes watching. The whole 5 minutes was about white guilt, racism, "lived experience". I quit watching in S2 because it was woke nonsense, and apparently, it hasn't improved in the years since. You can't indoctrinate me, "Supergirl", I ain't havin' it.
Get a Job!!!
What? Europe has an energy crisis??
At a time like this, Europe needs to consult with Greta Thunberg. No one knows more about these matters that Greta.
#gretasayswearasweater
Note to self: stick to beer. That "fentanyl, p-fluorofentanyl, heroin and cocaine" cocktail doesn't go with pizza anyway. Well, maybe once.
There may be hope for "Doctor Who" after all. If so, it's just in the nick of time as DW is rapidly spiralling into a black hole of wokeness.
20 years ago tonight, we learned that Jack Bristow NEVER sold airplane parts.
Great essay marking tonight's 20th Anniversary of "Truth Be Told". Even makes mention of the "the wack-ass elevator music that was used to replace the original song choices used in many of the episodes". Wack-ass for sure.
Lots of "Alias" celebrations online today, although zero mentions on a blog called "Lets Talk Alias". I think that's called irony.
Caught on tape: "Alias" 20th Anniversary party. They had balloons.
What? I thought Superman was black!! Now you're telling me he's just garden-variety gay???
But Perry White is still trans, right?
FINALLY, some good news regarding S3 of "Hanna".
Apparently your Netflix subscription goes to pay clowns like this. That's "non-binary" clowns, just to be clear.
I wonder if the New York Times doesn't realize this clown is a just a bro with issues.
Just as an aside, I'm a bro with issues, too. Just not THOSE issues, if you catch my drift.
So, I suppose with the new name, "Meta" will cease to be the toxic poo-hole we've come to know and love.
This little beauty knows more about rock & roll than Jay-Z ever will, yet he's the one going into the Hall of Fame.
MLB caves in to the woke mob and robs Atlanta of the 2021 All-Star Game (and the economic benefits that come with it).
Atlanta says "cool, we'll march a World Series Championship parade right down Main Street, Georgia instead", turning the Fall Classic into a classic eff you to MLB.
How sweet it must have been to accept the trophy from the Commish, Rob Manfred, the man who took their All-Star Game away for partisan political reasons.
Karma: sometimes it only takes 6 months.
Sadly, S3 of "Hanna" will be the last season. Why? Because it's a great show. That's why.
I couldn't care less who the land I'm situated on used to be occupied by. As long as they didn't bury nuclear waste under the rec room.
Can you imagine a) going to tthis clown's show and b) losing your life there courtesy of your fellow attendees?
Hands up if you've even heard of Travis Scott. Yeah, me neither.
#BLM
If anyone is keeping score, I do not suffer from "climate anxiety". High cholesterol, sure, but climate anxiety? Not a chance. I leave the worrying to Greta.
I don't care if Aaron Rodgers is vaxxed or not or what his reasons are, either way. Until this controversy, I couldn't have told you who Aaron Rodgers is or how he earns a living. Now I DO know but I'm no better off. And I still don't care. But in a good way.
So, Maggie Q. was "Nikita". Now she's........................whatever this is. As Olivia Dunham would say, "I just want to go back to before".
Try this on for size:
Instead of taking your 9 year old kid to a sh!t-show like the Travis Scott fiasco, why not stay home, make some popcorn, and read him some common sense.
Of course, that might be confused with parenting. Your kid might not be impressed with you, but you might still have a kid.
Just stop with the nonsense already!
This whack-job's Tweet is aging well.
Yeah, those 2 (now dead) scumbags were "assembled to affirm the value, dignity, and worth of Black lives". I always wondered what that looked like. Now, thanks to cell phone video from several different angles, we all know.
Jen lucks into a role that may not even suck.
Which is the more cringeworthy woke word, BIPOC or Latinx?
Anti-Vaxxers: "everyone who got the jab is going to die"
Vaxxers: "everyone who doesn't get the jab is going to die:
And here's the crazy thing: they're BOTH right.
In fairness, it was a clearly marked "No Shaman Zone".
Another black role model cut down in his prime.
Oh well, we'll always have his completely tasteless, NSFW music.
First movie I've watched in months. For some reason, I haven't had the attention span to dive into movies in recent history.
Presumably because of COVID lockdowns, VVS Films has kindly made many of their movies available in HD on Youtube for FREE.
I wish more movie makers would do this.
#BLM, baby.
#sayhisname
#nojusticenopeace
#defundthepolice
#letsgolooting
Tough day for the Dukes of Hazzard. I hope Daisy will be okay.
It's been more than 10 years since "Stargate: Universe" faded to black, but Brad Wright is still trying to bring Stargate back. Let's hope it happens.
Frankly, I have no interest the SG1 or Atlantis versions coming back. Only SGU (or, as I like to call it, Stargate for grownups). So there.
CNN forgets to mention the car had a driver, the world-famous rapper, Mathboi Fly (got all his albums).
#sayhisname
#mentionhebeblack
#BLMfersure
#nojusticenopeace
#drugs?whatdrugs?
Hey, in fairness, how was Junior supposed to kill everyone at school without a new gun? I mean, you can't blame the fugitive parents. Seriously, was he supposed to just point his finger and say "bang"? That only works in cartoons.
Anyway, the gun was really from Santa Clause, so that pretty much lets Pops off the hook.
Jussie Smollett, America Hero.
If anyone was worthy of a big-city MAGA beatdown, it might well have been our Jussie.
Wow, I know what my 90 y/o Mama is getting for Christmas this year.
It's hard to pick JUST one album from Juice's body of work.
Non-binary James Bond? Hey lady, don't waste my time with your nonsense.
American woman, get away from me
The most dangerous job in America is, and always will be, a run-of-the-mill rapper.
BTW, that's no way to treat The Ruler.
I'm about 10 years behind in Spiderman movies, and in no rush to catch up. It's hard to care sometimes.
The truth doesn't care about Mom's feelings.
Has the baby chosen its gender yet?
Somebody explain to me the popularity of BTS. Go ahead, take all the time you need. And you WILL need time.
Wow, a swimming official with actual cajones.
Look for her to be cancelled, JK Rowling-style.
Needless to say, the creator of "Harry Potter" is the one person missing from the HBO reunion show. For that reason alone, I would take a hard pass on this HBO drivelfest. Another reason is that I've never made it through 30 minutes of a "Harry Potter" movie. But that's not the point.
#IStandWithJKRowling
Hmm. I was kind of looking forward to checking out David Tennant's "Around the World in 80 Days", but apparently, like every other show made today, it's been re-worked into a joyless jug of woke-a-cola.
Joe Rogan talking like he had a stroke or something.
Can anyone imagine that Barack was the greatest President in our lifetime? Never mind that debate, could a country/world withstand 8 years of Michelle blathering about her shhhtruggles? Oh, the humanity!
JK Rowling voted "Person of the Year" in The Guardian poll, so the poll conveniently disappears.
While clearly demonstrating that it has no balls, The Guardian has yet to declare its preferred pronouns.
Wow, I wonder if that washes off!
Imagine going to jail for 35 years because you thought voting for Hillary was a good idea. Well, at least he didn't mean to hurt anybody.
This officially marks the 17th consecutive year that I have posted nothing but riveting material here on LTA and kicks off the 2nd consecutive year that I have the place completely to myself.
That can only mean one thing: HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ME! Well, 2 things, actually: I can leave the toilet seat up if I feel like it.
Black Behaviour Matters (BBM). This clown was apparently so excited that he forgot to take a knee on his way out of the stadium.
When you're a black athlete, you know you've crossed some kind of line when even O.J. Simpson calls your behaviour inexcusable. Can you imagine O.J. claiming the moral high ground?
What I've learned from commercials:
All white guys have a black buddy that they watch sports with.
All black men are married to white women ("you never go back, am I right?")
Conservatives are in a lot of pain and only Relief Factor can help. Liberals don't need Relief Factor because they are the source of the pain felt by all Conservatives.
I can get all the fruits and vegetables I need from a capsule, "the way nature intended"
Tom Selleck is getting a little sick and tired of having to convince me that a reverse mortgage is just a loan, like any other loan.
There is "A Place for Mom", but not "A Place for Dad" (hint: because Dad's in the cemetery, but they don't like to say that in the commercial).
And, best of all, I can buy an iPad on DealDash for $2
If you've been streaming commercial-free all this time, you've obviously learned nothing.
Can you imagine paying good money to send your kid to a university? Ha! You lose your money AND your kid. But, on the bright side, you get a fresh start!
Yeah, nothing to see here!
Bitches, meet this season's contestants.
I thought it was the Democratic National Convention until RuPaul showed up.
Oh, please! Just stop it. What makes anyone think they could improve on "The Honeymooners"? Imagine the steaming pile of modern wokeness this would be!
Remembering "Covert Affairs" with this pre-pilot trailer.
BLM baby!
Like this black clown, for instance. Let's steal some sneakers in protest of his arrest. Maybe burn down a city in his honour. Maybe Nancy Pelosi would like to utter a few words of praise.
"The Blacklist": This week we learned that Dembe's daughter is insufferably woke. Thanks for that.
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife.
BLM, baby. Get out there and loot a Gucci store in this clown's honour. End the oppression.
#sayhisname
#justiceforlashawn
Neil being Neil. Next thing you know, he'll be calling for the president's impeachment.
Don't pay him any mind, he's just a cranky Canadian (like me).
Spotify tells Neil to go to his room.
Our lovely Prime Minister. Currently enjoying his 3rd term for reasons known only to the morons who voted for him.
#leaderofaG7country
#justshootmenow
More Can-Con disappearing from Spotify. Do NOT offend the left-wing sensibilities of elderly Canadians. They'll take their football and go home.
Who's next? Ian and Sylvia?
Watch for Harry and Meghan to pull their vast catalogue of hits from Spotify.
How can "they" say "I am excited today to be running for mayor in 2022"?
If you're a wokester nutjob insisting that others call you "they/them", then you need to say "WE are excited today to be running for mayor in 2022".
"They" should know better....like me. Or is that "like we"? I don't know anymore.
The thing with Whoopi is, you can't even tell her to "shut up and sing"....cuz you don't want that, either.
I guess that just leaves us with "shut up".
"Party Down" is just another nail in the coffin of Jen's long-dead career.
What, no choice for "all of the above"? WTF Scotiabank?
I've never seen David Bowie's version of "The Man Who Fell to Earth", but this one might be decent.
Bill Nighy just signed on (love Bill Nighy) and Chiwetel (dude from the "Firefly" movie) is in it. Former "Alias" and "Fringe" bro, Alex Kurtzman, is one of the showrunners, which means it could be among the wokest TV shows in history. If "Star Trek: Discovery" is any indication, you'll need a program to keep track of the non-binary POCs.
it's Black History Month again. Or, as Michelle Obama calls it, Black Hishtry Month.
I'm guessing India Arie gets about 2 streams/month on Spotify. No doubt family members, cuz who else would ever think to do that?
"Nearly 40 Percent of U.S. Gen Zs, 30 Percent of Young Christians Identify as LGBTQ, Poll Shows"
Sounds like they just polled Hollywood.
Celebrating Black Hishtry Month at SIUE (hint: Jussey-Smollett-style)
#handsupdontshoot
#nojusticenopeace
#stealsomegucci
#letsgolooting
Current Status: Not dating this bro.
NPR doing verrrrrrry important work. Apparently caught up in a race to the bottom with the CBC.
Jen re-united with radical left-wing nut job.
No, not Neil Young.
Nothing says "Look at me, I'm a clown" like telling people you're a 37 year old two-spirited person using gender-neutral pronouns, when anybody can plainly see you're three-spirited.
What's he trying to pull?
Trailer for Jen's upcoming time-travel flick, "The Adam Project". The one where she reunites with the radical left-wing nutjob, Mark Ruffalo. But enough about him.
I don't waste my time on football, so I didn't catch the halftime show. Apparently, Eminem's white guilt was on full display. Sorry I missed that....not.
On a less pathetic note, 19 years ago, the "Big Game" was followed by "Phase One". 19 years. Let that wash over you for a minute.
Gotta love that Islamic "law". How many thousands of years have they had to get it right and this is the best they can do?
Jackass. No, not the movie.
Brother Lia Thomas tearing it up on the ladies' Ivy League swim tour.
#poolboy
#ladiesandgentleman
#isthataguninyourswimsuitorareyoujusthappytoseeme
Riding that bro-stroke to certain victory.
One thing Lia Thomas's competitors should stop doing immediately is calling this clown "her". It's very confusing to those of us who know the difference.
"Freckles" with a few words of wisdom for Justin "I'm-an-asshat-but-then-you-already-knew-that" Trudeau.
Man, that's a long middle name.
"The Man Who Fell to Earth" promo.
The Lia Thomas story. Well, just the important bits.
#ladiesman
CBS's war coverage. Bringing you the hard news. The information you were craving,
LO freaking L.
Adidas embarrassingly woke TV commercial currently gracing the airwaves.
Hard to believe we are now in our 2nd decade without "Chuck", but that may soon change. Or, ya know, maybe not.
Either way, rest assured that we'll give it the media blackout treatment here at LTA.
Why not revisit Alicia Keys 121212 performance of "No One"? Beauty.
So, "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" is rebooted as a 1 hour drama. Does this mean "Alias" should come back as a 1/2 hour sitcom?
"I never sold airplane parts" (insert laugh track here)
What bullsh!t looks like.
Florida declares war on gay kindergartners.
On the bright side, now the little niblets will have more time for hair-pulling and finger painting.
Jussie is not suicidal y'all. Sounds like he's arranged for another one of those genuine MAGA beatdowns in jail.
Wouldn't it be hilarious if the judge himself laid a beating on Li'l Jussie on the way out of the courtroom? Comedy gold.
My extremely eloquent JK Rowling post from yesterday mysteriously disappeared. Am I bitter? Maybe a little.
Sleepy Joe got some 'splainin' to do.
#makegascheapagain
Ever wonder what a vacuous d-bag looks like? Wonder no more.
Justice for Jussie.
What he did to himself "must never be tolerated in this country". So says Sleepy Joe.
AOC called what Jussie did to himself "racist and homophobic".
Comma La says Jussie attempted (on himself), "a modern day lynching"
Rashida Talib mistook him for "one of the most famous and gay men in America" (tell me truthfully that you ever in your life heard tell of this clown)
Eric Swalwell described what Jussie did to himself as "vile and tragic"
#juicysmolay
Tom Brady has un-retired. Hands up if you've ever watched a Tom Brady football game. Me neither.
Good on Dolly Parton for bowing out of contention for a spot in the Rock'n'Roll HOF. That's an honourable move since she no more belongs there than I belong in the Mini Putt Hall of Fame.
Jay Z could have learned a lesson from Dolly's humility, but it's too late now.
Wow, I didn't know this clown was gender-fluid. I feel like SUCH an idiot. Being a woman is a huge informant to his identity.
Good thing Ukraine isn't a country full men like this.
Fear mongering, Hanoi Jane style. OMG, we only have 4 election cycles to save the world. Hell, she even quotes climate expert, little Miss "How Dare You".
Here's an inconvenient truth Jane. The world was fine long before you were born and it will be just peachy long after you're gone. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna fire up my carbon-spewing ICE and go for a leisurely drive.
Hope you've got your "queer-friendly" housing lined up in case the Russians bomb your town into the stone age.
Sweet Nathalie ditched her Spotify account because, duh, Joe Rogan.
Note Nathalie's Twitter profile: "Democrat #antiracist #BLM #LGBTQIA+ #Equality #MeToo"
Spotify's loss, for sure.
Dr. Rachel Levine named one of USA Today's "Women of the Year". Comedy gold.
Also considered for the honour was this lady.
Making Russia Great Again....MAGA-style
Biggest crowd of people ever assembled in human history, according to Sean Spicer. Well, 2nd biggest, obviously.
Premier Horgan is a left wing lunatic, which places him several miles to the right of Mark Ruffalo, who is also a left wing lunatic.
Bro Power. Pool Boy wins again.
#crushthosegirls
#girlscan'tswim
In a Hell-on-Earth scenario, the wokest TV show on the planet, "Star Trek: Discovery", presents us with Stacey Abrams as the Madam President of our beloved planet.
I suppose we should be grateful that it wasn't Nancy Pelosi.
Apparently, calling a man a man gets you cancelled on The Twitter Machine.
The Babylon Bee names Rachel Levine their "Man of the Year" and gets locked up in Twitter jail until they repent (or, more importantly, delete the deeply offensive fact-based tweet).
Seems that Jack was right all along: we can't handle the truth. And Twitter is here to protect us from it.
These are the young folk that will be looking after us in our old age.
If it ever comes to that, just give me the pill. Or maybe some of that fentanyl-laced cocaine the spring-breakers swear by.
This woman is just one heart attack away from the presidency of the United States of 'Murica.
There IS a Plan B, right?
What's the diff between Disney and the Antichrist?
It's a trick question.
Now I know my Gay BC's. Next time won't you sing with me?
Do not send your kids to school. They will thank you later. We all will thank you later.
I wanna marry this woman immediately. And she's not even a hottie. It's just a pity she doesn't have a vote in Canada.
I can only think of one woman who could kick Trudeau's ass with such style. And she hasn't been seen or heard tell of since 2006.
Foo Fighters need Indeed.
Dude had 10 substances in his system when he died? Wow, everybody knows a 50 y/o should only be doing 9 drugs at once.
BTW, name a Foo Fighters tune. I'll wait......
Stoked for not watching the Oscars tonight.
Woman interviews pathetic man.
How did I miss this recent addition to the Biden team?
Seems like a good fit.
Black on black crime at the Oscars.
#meninblack
#ghettoblast
#duckduckbro
Check the headline: "Oscar Ratings Surge After Historic Lows Last Year"
Then we find out that they "surged" all the way up to the 2nd lowest in Oscars history.
Remember when Disney wasn't a swirling cesspool? Ya know, family values, fun-for-the-kiddies type of thing? Remember that?
Well, give your head a shake, Grandma. You're living in the past.
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