...Sydney Bristow. It only seems right to start with the one person who is the basis for all Alias glory- Sydney Bristow. So, yes, I sm starting out of sequence with 5.12 "There's Only One Sydney Bristow." Love it!
First and foremost, the episode starts with Sloane and the 12. Now, are we suppose to care about the 12? Because I don't care about the 12. And Prophet 5, is that the 12? The 12 need Sloane to convince Sydney to get back in the field so they can get access to her DNA. But, why need Sloane's convincing with they solicited the expertise of Anna Espinoza- who in turn, kidnaps Will Tippin. And why did they need a Sydney double again? To get the location of the bunker with all the info? I AM SO CONFUSED.
Sidebar: Um, wouldn't it have been freakin' mindblowing if the 12 had been the Alliance dudes? I mean seriously, mindblowing, insane, outrageous and wow, it would have made perfect sense. They were the ones that started this whole Rambaldi hubbub.
Moving on, Sydney leaves little Baby Iz (with the chubbiest cheeks) at home with the super nannies, pulls on a red wig and slides back into the field. I mean really, a red wig! Love it! Marshall on comms, love it! There is just something so exciting about Mama Syd on a mission. She looks good!
Will is in room 147, hanging out with a bomb in his head. If that's not classic Alias, I don't know what is. Anna comes in, slices Syd and the 12 or Prophet 5 or whoever begins "capturing her DNA." Will and Syd share a precious moment on the plane home and though the scene lasts about .3 seconds, it's the best scene of the whole freakin' eppy! And... the scene is ruined by the bomb in Will's head. A BOMB! Shit. Oops... shoot.
To save Wll, Ann asks for Page 47 and then Rachel asks THE QUESTION... who is Rambaldi? HAHA, now that is funny. Who is Rambaldi, who is the Chosen One, blah, blah and it used to be so entertaining. Not so much anymore.
Intro into the infamous Sydney and Anna showdown- cases being thrown, along with punches, love it. Will's head is beeping, red DNA goo is falling and DNA is collecting and Anna's lips on the glass. AHHHH, good show old chaps, good show.
Um, why is Kelly Peyton driving that car? I think the power has gone to her head. She gives Sloane what he needs to help Nadia and the freaks turn Anna in to Sydspinoza. Yikes!
Okay, Page 48, Uncle, Robetron, you wanna explain all this 12 crap to me? What are everyone's thoughts on this eppy and which should I watch next?